Motorcycles

In the beginning,
God created the Earth.
It was good.

Then he created
Man and Woman.
This, also, was good.

Man then created
the motorcycle.
Things started to go poorly from this point.

Men, realizing that with the fullness of time
upon them and life being so short, that
motorcycles were less of a pain than women were.

Simply put; motorcycles are more fun than people.
I can not prove this. It just is.
In the same way that Mount Everest is
or that Nietzsche isn't.