Went to Green Bay over the weekend.
Did a little running while I was there.
Great course.
Great weather.
Great crowds.
Drive was a bit long!
Last Thursday was the TC 1 Mile.
So, it was a tough race on Sunday!
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Went to Green Bay over the weekend.
Did a little running while I was there.
Great course.
Great weather.
Great crowds.
Drive was a bit long!
Last Thursday was the TC 1 Mile.
So, it was a tough race on Sunday!
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Ran the Get in Gear 10k on Saturday.
Could have been worse.
It snowed a couple of years ago!
So the bit of rain we had this year wasn't too bad.
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Dear Roger Ebert.
Might I also remind you of another great artist.
A man who made a famous statement concerning distinguished
elders and the reckless denials they make.
Maybe you've heard of him.
Go to top of pageWhen a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. Arthur C. Clarke - Profiles of the Future (1962)
Just so he doesn't think I forgot.
And I didn't, I assure you.
On this very day.
April 20th, 1979.
The current President, Jimmy Carter, was attacked.
By a bunny rabbit.
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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Ran the Human Race.
After focusing on skiing all winter, I don't have any speed.
As shown by the 45 second slip from two years ago.
It was a fun race!
The Get in Gear is on the 24th of next month.
Hope I'm in shape for that!
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235 years ago on this day Patrick Henry gave a speech.
The reason he gave the speech?
The British were amassing an army on our shores.
They were amassing an army because Americans were protesting.
The form of the protest was the Boston Tea Party.
Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance, by lying supinely on our backs, and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Patrick Henry - March 23, 1775
The Birkie is done.
Wow.
That's rough.
Spent the next day laying on the couch watching movies.
Not because I needed to.
But it seemed like a good excuse!
The St. Patrick's Day Human Race is on the 28th.
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The Pre-Birkie is this weekend.
Which means that the Birkie is in three weeks.
Hope you've been training!
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The second best news
I've heard from Massachusetts.
That's 41 and counting.
Also, this is not good.
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Welcome to 2010.
Good luck!
Like rats fleeing a sinking ship.
We already know they didn't do any good.
We know we shouldn't trust their promises.
Where are all the jobs that were created?
Even this guy knows this wasn' a good idea.
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Update: October 18th 2000
Added new pics to the Visual Humor section under Humor. Go there. NOW!!!
Added text under pics in Visual Humor to make it easier to read.
Increased size of animation on menu bar (It's a vampire smiley face, ok).
Fixed font size problems.
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Added new pics to the Visual Humor section under Humor. Go there. NOW!!!
Added text under pics in Visual Humor to make it easier to read.
Increased size of animation on menu bar (It's a vampire smiley face, ok).
Fixed font size problems.
Nothing.
This space intentionally left blank.
Update: October 10th 2000
Added a counter to bottom of page.
Nothing else, really.
Added a Guestbook to bottom of page. Sign it or not.
I get paid the same either way.
Wait!!! I updated the Site Map page!!!
Groovy.
Added lots of meta tags to the site. Whew.
Submitted site once again to multiple search engines.
Why do I bother?
It's all for you, that's why.
Added a counter to bottom of page.
Nothing else, really.
Added a Guestbook to bottom of page. Sign it or not.
I get paid the same either way.
Wait!!! I updated the Site Map page!!!
Groovy.
Added lots of meta tags to the site. Whew.
Submitted site once again to multiple search engines.
Why do I bother?
It's all for you, that's why.
Update: September 15th 2000
Added Stephen Wright page (under humor).
Added Baldur's Gate 2: Shadow's of Amn character page.
Cleaned up Pics in the Art section, need to do more work as my Editing
software SUCKS!!!
Head... Expanding... Must... Go... On...
Nothing here yet...
Added How to leave the Planet (under humor&$41;.
Added my theory (under... um... humor)).
Added Stephen Wright page (under humor).
Added Baldur's Gate 2: Shadow's of Amn character page.
Cleaned up Pics in the Art section, need to do more work as my Editing
software SUCKS!!!
Head... Expanding... Must... Go... On...
Nothing here yet...
Added How to leave the Planet (under humor&$41;.
Added my theory (under... um... humor)).
Update: September 11th 2000
Added pics to the art section. All three sections now have something in them.
Lots of behind the scenes changes.
What? You think this is funny? Come'er I'll show ya funny...
That was funny, eh?
Shaddup.
I have moved the older updates to a seperate page.
Coming soon: Stephen Wright massive compendium.
Coming soon: How to Leave the Planet.
Coming soon: My theory.
Added pics to the art section. All three sections now have something in them.
Lots of behind the scenes changes.
What? You think this is funny? Come'er I'll show ya funny...
That was funny, eh?
Shaddup.
I have moved the older updates to a seperate page.
Coming soon: Stephen Wright massive compendium.
Coming soon: How to Leave the Planet.
Coming soon: My theory.
Update: August 25th 2000
That about sums it up, eh?
Huge additions to visual humor section.
Added BDFH; a bit of strangeness written by, well, me.
World... Not... Flat... Must... Go... On...
Starting the Society for the Embetterment of Ugly People, so I can
run something full of people that I'm better looking than.
I'm not just a member...
Might be a tax write off, too...
That about sums it up, eh?
Huge additions to visual humor section.
Added BDFH; a bit of strangeness written by, well, me.
World... Not... Flat... Must... Go... On...
Starting the Society for the Embetterment of Ugly People, so I can
run something full of people that I'm better looking than.
I'm not just a member...
Might be a tax write off, too...
Update: July 19th 2000
Uh oh. Two updates in two days? The world will be ending soon.
Added animation to navigation bar. Does that need to be bigger? Tell Me
World domination is imminent, I have a plan.
Bang head here "X". It will help. Eventually.
When is too much, not enough? Good question.
I'll keep going until I find out.
HA. You have fallen victim to the second oldest trick of all.
You don'lt know what trick that is, do you?
The first trick is to never get into a land war with Asia.
The second is, now that you're reading these, you are going to have to read
all of them,in case I say something real.
Uh oh. Two updates in two days? The world will be ending soon.
Added animation to navigation bar. Does that need to be bigger? Tell Me
World domination is imminent, I have a plan.
Bang head here "X". It will help. Eventually.
When is too much, not enough? Good question.
I'll keep going until I find out.
HA. You have fallen victim to the second oldest trick of all.
You don'lt know what trick that is, do you?
The first trick is to never get into a land war with Asia.
The second is, now that you're reading these, you are going to have to read
all of them,in case I say something real.
Update: July 18th 2000
Added new scans to the art section.
Added UNIX section.
Added The Problem section.
Added a links section.
Changed background color to a slightly pasty shade of white
Hmmm... what's that noise? Ah. It's this web page sucking.
Realized that this page is just a waste of (web) space. Good.
Added scans to the motorcycle section.
Added new scans to the art section.
Added UNIX section.
Added The Problem section.
Added a links section.
Changed background color to a slightly pasty shade of white
Hmmm... what's that noise? Ah. It's this web page sucking.
Realized that this page is just a waste of (web) space. Good.
Added scans to the motorcycle section.
Update: May 4th 2000
Reorganized navigation bar to place all humor under one category.
Added Emo Phillips page.
Cursed in vain at Yahoo! and other search engines.
Blah Blah Blah.
You're not really worth it.
Added more Inspirational pictures to the Visual Humor section.
Decided to become bitter, cynical, sarcastic, and angry at the world. Again.
You want MP3's? Ask me; I got everything.
Hey, I finally added some color to the background. You like?
Reorganized navigation bar to place all humor under one category.
Added Emo Phillips page.
Cursed in vain at Yahoo! and other search engines.
Blah Blah Blah.
You're not really worth it.
Added more Inspirational pictures to the Visual Humor section.
Decided to become bitter, cynical, sarcastic, and angry at the world. Again.
You want MP3's? Ask me; I got everything.
Hey, I finally added some color to the background. You like?
Update: April 14th 2000
Time for the once a month update.
Added more lyrics to songs I like. Not you. Me. This is MY web page. Me.
Fixed some of the font sizes that were so small that the Hubble was having difficulty reading them.
Submitted site to various search engines. Denied.
I hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring...
Changed background color again. It is now a very pale shade of off-white.
Hey! I know. I'll make fun of Michael Bolton.
Time for the once a month update.
Added more lyrics to songs I like. Not you. Me. This is MY web page. Me.
Fixed some of the font sizes that were so small that the Hubble was having difficulty reading them.
Submitted site to various search engines. Denied.
I hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring...
Changed background color again. It is now a very pale shade of off-white.
Hey! I know. I'll make fun of Michael Bolton.
Update: March 14th 2000
Due to an insidiously sneaky attack of procrastination, this site has not been updated in awhile.
Added color to background of main page. It's now white.
Changed life style to become more like Tom Petty. He's cool.
Cripes! I didn't really do anything to this page at all except update the updates..
Decided to spend my days learning to impersonate a mime. Failed.
World domination halted. Pentagon funding has stopped.
Unnecessary blinking text is still here in Netscape.
Decided page is fine, it's you that's lame.
…Due to an insidiously sneaky attack of procrastination, this site has not been updated in awhile.
Added color to background of main page. It's now white.
Changed life style to become more like Tom Petty. He's cool.
Cripes! I didn't really do anything to this page at all except update the updates..
Decided to spend my days learning to impersonate a mime. Failed.
World domination halted. Pentagon funding has stopped.
Unnecessary blinking text is still here in Netscape.
Decided page is fine, it's you that's lame.
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